The Trouser Goblin

The Trouser Goblin

£19.99

THE TROUSER GOBLIN

Good Morning, You Magnificent Trouser Goblin!

For the gloriously weird, the wonderfully grumpy, and the people who shouldn’t be spoken to before coffee.

Know someone who wakes up looking like they’ve wrestled a duvet and lost? Or perhaps you’re the magnificent trouser goblin yourself? Congratulations. You’ve found your uniform.

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Description

This delightfully ridiculous T-shirt is perfect for greeting the world with just the right amount of chaos, questionable charm, and goblin energy. Wear it proudly to the supermarket, on lazy Sundays, during your morning coffee ritual, or whenever your trousers are the only thing holding your life together.

✨ Why you’ll love it:

🧌 Goblin-approved humour: Guaranteed to raise a smile, earn a few confused looks, or attract fellow creatures of the underworld.

☁️ Soft as a cloud: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a wonderfully soft, comfortable feel.

🛋️ Maximum comfort, minimum effort: Perfect for lazy mornings, cosy evenings, and days when adulting is simply not on the agenda.

🎁 A gloriously weird gift: Ideal for your best friend, partner, sibling, or that one person who is definitely a little bit feral before breakfast.

Because life is too short to wear boring T-shirts.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Epic Shreds ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at shop@epicshreds.com or write to us 4 rue de la Liberte, Betete, 23270, FRANCE.

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